Dishonorable Mention, Just for Fun, Worlds Worst Opening Lines in a Novel.

Dishonorable Mention, Just for Fun, Worlds Worst Opening Lines in a Novel. 07/24/2010

Working with the writers in Augno ` August Novel Writing month has been a fantastic experience and I will be giving away some jewelry making supplies to my granddaughters as I am totally hooked on writing and this will from now on be the craft I focus on.

In learning how to write fiction I have needed to study exam some of the bad examples are just plain hilarious, see below.

While Karen hand-made bows on her pixie bow maker, and Calvin designed photo nametags on his computer, he couldn’t help but wonder if Martha Stewart could see them, would she invite them for drinks by a fire started from rubbing sticks together on a hearth she masoned herself with stones hauled by reindeer over the North Pole from a remote Norwegian quarry, while cherubs entertained them with flutes hand-hollowed from Jordan River bamboo and preserved for centuries in Palestinian prune sauce at room temperature?

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Carol Willis

07/24/2010 15:59

Brilliant!

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